bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

omg

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brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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wienermeister:

cryptaniac:

bananneli:

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”

Or: I’m having a bad mental health day so please don’t ask me to do anything that requires social interaction

Or you could just say that.

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